Shredder technology, NYC Earthquake, local news reporters, drug tests, Sade Baderinwa is a compulsive liar, hipster hurricane survival, rats coming out of the toilets, Hog Island, government controlling the weather.

This week Tim and Tom struggle to keep up with the Kardashians, who generally confuse them more than anything else. Also, Tim desperately needs glasses but won't wear them because he got a bad haircut, Tom has a question about urinals, Tim makes the wrong choice when making a citizen's arrest and Back to the Future guru Tom talks about recent BTTF origin stories.

This week Tom mulls over where to go during his week of from the mill. Destinations considered include vigilantism in Pittsburgh, The Wizarding World of Harry Potter, Clooneying a North Carolinian Town, or staying in a capsule hotel in Tokyo. Chinese factories, Tim's new intro man, pre-selling your possessions in case of death and The Bug Light/Complete Guide to Everything Party Cruise are also discussed.

Prepare to get cultured this week! Tim and Tom discuss museums of all kinds, including several that don't exist but should. We also go over our recent NYC live show, and explain why it wasn't recorded (WHOOPS!). Also, we talk about hobos using libraries, Tom's bloody video games, Tim's explicit music purchases and we solve a problem for a Canadian moving to New York.

Tim Accuses Tom of Being Bimbo, Playboy at the library, Zillions, Weird Legal Drugs, Tim Explains How The Show Works and Who The Yankees Are For Those Who Do Not Like Baseball, Literally Giving Your Life for Derek Jeter, Tim's Conversation with Bobby Abreu, A Lord of the Ring-esque Journey for Better Seats, Alex Trebek: Vigilante?, T&T Solve a Problem with a Methhead Yard Sale Customer, Another Plug for the NYC Live Show and a Brief Discussion of When People Started to Hate Gwyneth Paltrow.