Tales of rich lady pizzeria haggling, Tom willing to pay exorbitant prices for Back to the Future Nike Air Mags, selfish notions of wishing NYC was grittier, the Ark of the Covenant being a nuclear device, nuclear explosions thousands of years ago, Ancient Volcanos and some advice about sending us drunk emails in the middle of the night.
This week we discuss a possible Jeopardy conspiracy, book festivals vs. comic book conventions, punching people in the back of the head and getting pantsed in Junior High. Also, we also discuss a particular type of a**hole we didn't realize existed until the New York Times pointed it out to us, with some controversy.
It's Back to School time kids! This week we cover the types of products Amazon.com sells, old people with face tattoos, the cruelness of back to school marketing, moving to college, Trapper Keepers vs. iPads, Tom attempting to start a bar brawl and pencil cases.
This week we talk about weddings and whatnot. We'll discuss how much cursing is acceptable in a best man toast, what to do if you forget the bride's name at a wedding, and why not to wear an $85 tuxedo to the next wedding you attend. Also, Tom dreams about personal helicopters, Tim has written a lot more songs than you'd expect and the two of them give some relationship advice in another installment of Tim and Tom Solve Your Problems.